As the proud queers who came up with the saying "surfing ruined my wife," we must say it's been quite a wild ride! You see, we thought we were just coming up with a catchy phrase to express our love-hate relationship with our wives, but little did we know it would become an anthem for all the wife-obsessed folks. Now, we're hanging ten with our fabulous rainbow surfboards, dodging sharks and glitter bombs while spreading the joy of queer surf. So yeah, we guess you could say that life is pretty swell! 🌈🏄♂️
- jaane lebowski & Daisy Davenport
