**Surfing Ruined My Life Martini Recipe**
*Ingredients:*
- 2 oz coconut-flavored vodka
- 1 oz blue curaçao liqueur
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- 0.5 oz vanilla syrup
- 0.5 oz secret ingredient
- Edible glitter or shimmer
*Instructions:*
1. Chill your martini glass by placing it in the freezer or filling it with ice water while you prepare the cocktail.
2. In a shaker, combine the coconut-flavored vodka, blue curaçao liqueur, pineapple juice, and vanilla syrup. Add ice to the shaker to chill the mixture.
3. Carefully measure and pour in 0.5 oz of the secret ingredient.
4. Close the shaker and vigorously shake it for 15 seconds. This will ensure that all the ingredients are well-mixed and the flavors are perfectly blended.
5. Remove the ice from your chilled martini glass. Rim the glass with a touch of edible glitter or shimmer to give it a sparkle.
6. Strain the shaken mixture into the prepared martini glass, letting the liquid flow wet and smoothly.
7. For the final touch, add a tiny dash of the secret ingredient on top. This will create a menstruating swirl effect and an intriguing layer of flavor.
8. Serve your Surfing Ruined My Life Martini with secrecy, allowing your guests to savor the sweet mystery behind the cocktail's unique flavor profile.
Enjoy responsibly, and let the sweet secrecy of the Surfing Ruined My Life Martini transport you to a world of ecstasy and delight.